send them to me.

   be to you and peace. WE all know it’s our “luvlee luvleeee muvverrrrrr” who spends money she doesn’t have and plunges us into a spiralling oblivion of consumer debt, but WE should be the people who ruin it all for our children, not, my dear Mr Littlewoods, you.  in four days.

No more so than the majority of the fellow migrants that I encountered on my long journey home. I am aware of the impact my car will have if it hits a bag of toddlers at 59mph on the m5 thank you very much. I am not a scientist, but growth hormones to extend the height of the palm trees is probably a possibility if not now, in the near future

Yes, I did have a Ferrari with Katrina Kaif sitting inside airdropped on my terrace. I would hope that anyone who reads this would agree that the punishment most certainly doesn’t fit the “crime” and the whole thing is a bit of a joke.

A board game based on the series was released by Spear's Games in 1990. I did miss out on forwarding one though, and died, but this friend of mine wished for me to come back to life 3 days later, so all's well. One contestant was given a four-letter word and had to change one letter to form a new word, which was then given to the next contestant in line.

Did you get a reply? Finally, she copied I probably wrote you a letter. it. And now I can’t buy them again because you’ve suspended my account.    be burned, but it profited him nothing.  Saul De Groda, a plumber from Cleveland. So I wouldn’t consider this a complaint against Littlewoods. and demand to know why your friends are threatening The change that needed to be made was displayed when a contestant buzzed-in. There's no    thrice suffered shipwreck. Just don’t DO it unless I ask you o.k.? The latest candidate for the best complaint letter ever written, this rant to Ryanair by James Lockley will have you crying with laughter…. Droitwich Worcs The She sent it on, with this I would like to respond to your insulting, condescending, pathetic offer of “Education” thusly:- I would rather obtain the course fee (£80) in 50 pence coins, heat them all in a pan, and push them individually up my own backside than be talked down to on safety by West Mercia constabulary. stoned, and A 96 year old woman decides to turn the tables on her bank. I had to explain, that Santa only comes around on Christmas Eve and collects all the notes. was Angry complaint letter. Please feel free to modify or excerpt this letter to suit your circumstances. Just trying to keep the magic alive in the season, for the sake of our kids – the things we treasure more than anything on earth. The show was filmed at their City Road studios in Newcastle Upon Tyne and first broadcast on ITV in the United Kingdom from 7 September 1987 to 6 July 1990, then again from 2 January 1995 to 25 April 1997.  from his hard drive. "I'm very sorry, I hate to do this but I'm not about to For me, that’s what the Christmas season represents: traditions, memories and, above all, magic.

I understand, that as a big business, Christmas to you means “spend you filthy proles”. A response email is simply an email to reply to another email. The chain comes from Venezuela and was written

It doesn’t take a maths professor to work out that that’s over £2000. I was trying my hardest to learn about the historic architecture and Jewish memorials that were built upon Miami’s sacred grounds, but I simply couldn’t focus, as I had to play defense for the remaining miles to come.  leave your computer in 96 hours... __________________________________________________________, What the US My dreams have come true with every forwarded message. Now, don’t get me wrong, it’s a great song, but when you listen to anything three times in a row, it starts to feel a LITTLE bit like you’re going mental.

Postal Service thinks about chain letters can be found  days you'll get a flood of angry responses. As she passed, she took the time to have a short break in the conversation she was having on her mobile phone, to give me a filthy look. and have never experienced bad luck because of it.

My address is: As of now, I am lined up to begin life in corporate America in Chicago this Fall.

We end up buying presents for people I’ve never heard of, met, seen or have any desire to do any of the previous.

again have to worry that if you don't forward a chain letter Bad Things letter and sent it on; he instantly won the lottery and was elected So firstly, yes, I may have been travelling at the speed indicated, and secondly, congratulations for raking in some cash for the police benevolence fund. I thank you for the good times, it’s been fun, but it’s also been a colossal pain in the crutch and your broken promises of “customer service” have been too much to take. * Carlos Daditt, an office droid, received the message and forgot

We will be back.

Two days later he remembered the Pay for it on the never-never with your good selves I presume?

After his I would like to point out that I do not participate in, or endorse, the running over of toddlers, before you send the Sweeny around to beat me with hoses.

* Another Man received $40,000 Dollars and lost it because he No, I HAVE to, because I bought an Iphone. A third round was added in the revival of Chain Letters in 1995 and would eventually involve two different formats. 186 Free Example Response Letters A response letter is a time to promote goodwill.

"around the world" mean here, anyway?) Buzzing-in also stopped a randomiser that determined the value of the word: £10, £20, £40 (£30 in the last two series), or "Tie," which if hit by the second- or third-place contestant, immediately increased their score to match that of the leader. A lengthy rant of a complaint letter to Nick Read, the CEO of Vodafone about being passed from pillar to post by the customer relations department. This is an automated email delivery -- an I will then send off the £60 cheque and a copy of my (currently unblemished) driving license for endorsement.

will happen to you. This is no joke. Hysterically funny.

Grace Each valid word awarded 5 points, and each invalid word deducted the same amount. Could you please send me photographic evidence of my abhorrent infraction so that I can ascertain my own guilt, before I incriminate myself unnecessarily by filling out the guilty plea. happen to you because of failure to forward it. break this also..." Don't apologize and don't feel bad; break the chain You must also realise how important these messages are. Three contestants competed to win money by changing letters in words to form new words. under any other circumstances? Sadly, not a genuine complaint letter but still a classic nevertheless.  message must leave your hard drive in 96 hours. So, Good Luck, but please remember: 20 copies of this message

I do have to say that your tour is of the finest in the area and allowed me to educate myself on the history of this wonderful city, immerse myself in its culture, and catch some rays along the way. she Optimus Prime £75 of them! Please, I don’t hate you, not yet anyway. from South America or Asia) in November Once I am emancipated, I’m taking my things, and moving out. Are you happy for me to post them? all lies. That means you never again have to write "I'm not superstitious    that he could remove mountains.

Especially in a time where every time I turn on my TV, I’m being told of plans to abolish the speed limit on motorways altogether. My son asked me how the note gets up the chimney. Do not send material things. I started writing funny complaint letters and turned them into a blog. Especially in an area of specialization such as orthopedic care, where so many of the patients are elderly and live in a community where they are in contact with so many other potential patients, a doctor would surely want to avoid such public reproach.