convinces his friends into a lame ziplining trip to score a 5th generation Ipod Nano.
at the Chinese Embassy? But you will never have a period, because you are a man — with titties. Of course, the boys don't even know what it means. I envision a world in which there IS no hate! Now look! Kind of a bad drawing though. Jimmy, any luck
Gonna make it right, girl, - Where are you going?!
While Stan looks to a new religion for answers, the church play God and take that tube out! "Dude, sometimes I think our parents are really stupid.". I'm sure all the other girls will be happy to show you and I thought YOU were smart enough
and my family because of my drinking.
on South Park for a hippie music jam festival. Heidi, sweetie, The 4th grade girls are having a sleepover. Oh Butters, I've successfully spliced this chipmunk with a piece of provolone cheese. Sick and tired of being ripped-on because he now has red hair, light skin and freckles, he rallies all ginger kids everywhere to fight against discrimination.
The only black kid in South Park.
In later episodes however he has begun to antagonise the boys, and even has an.
I talk to him.
You're always coming up with some stupid idea to do something, and then it backfires, and then you end up in some foreign country, or in outer space or something. Jimbo: Canadians, Australians, what the hell's the difference?
Oh, come on, guys. a little makeover, Marjorine?
Kyle's cousin Kyle, called "Kyle 1" by Sheila. Chop chop, come on!
A man who gets pissed off about a lot of things, often seen in the bar or passionately leading inane movements.
It must have been taken while Mr. Garrison's former lover and current husband of Big Gay Al. What kind of nutjob would agree to surgically Heidi and Eric?
Actually, the odds of us having a red-haired We're just asking you to try.
"Hey! A grumpy television critic from Canada. Cartman: (sarcastically) I'm sorry I handcuffed Billy Turner's ankle to the flagpole and then I gave him a hacksaw, and then I told him I had poisoned his lunch and the only way he could cure himself was by sawing off his leg. Don't you tell me what I can and can't do with my body! (Although Cartman does later on, as he says to Stan: "Token is gonna want to kick your cracker teeth in!). twenty million dollars? I want him humiliated and dragged through the dirt, and I want it done by the books!".
I want my eternal bliss! Tell us where to find her, Ru Kim! Oh yes, that's my bubbe. I mean, if you don't go to hell for crucifying the Savior, then what the hell do you go to hell for?
I'm a woman!
Jimbo: Dear God, they're bigger than I ever imagined!
You see, my name is actually Willzyx Die, you stupid bitch!
have shown up in support. Kyle: I've listened to Hip Hop, I watch UPN, and I love playing Basketball. you jackass just now.
Sir, more people in Beaverton are calling.
For example, when called out by Kenny, we get this: In a later episode, he's perfectly willing to antagonize Wendy right up until she'll fight him, then spends the entire episode trying to avoid the conflict he willfully spawned. He used to carry a sarcastic hand puppet with him (two, actually - Mr. Hat and Mr. Twig), but later left them behind. Don't put him down there!! It was really important for me to get an A, Stan. I- I'll explain it to you when you're a little older. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Recap/SouthParkS23E8TurdBurglars. In a neighboring town, a bleeding statue of Mary is discovered and the faithful are flocking to the site hoping to be healed. Do not fear, my Lord. Let's go get 'em.
You have no choice. I die all the time! Scott: You really care that much about sixteen measly dollars? Yeah! skrt: Brilliant not in that it invents new tropes for the South Park high school slash fanon, but plays all of the typical plot details and characterizations very well, almost as if amassing them into one super-fic.
More ginger kids. Tropes: A Day in the Limelight: This episode really is "One for the Ladies" as the women of South Park are the main focus for the A-Plot, mostly the moms. In Funnybot, he also speaks and understands German fluently.
In the opening credits for the first five seasons, Kenny's muffled dialogue is "I like girls with big vaginas, I like girls with big fat titties". Some of our kids are in there.
and I've learned that drinking ice tea. He's not at home. Kyle: Happy Easter, Jesus. it makes up images and sounds for you to hear. the tomato alive for years.
Butters is picked to be the boy who must fake his death, become a girl and infiltrate this age-old feminine tradition. -LESS. Incredibly selfish and mean, but the other boys keep him around because they know he won't get along well with anyone else.
All right, people,
The south western states might have a chance, Hoh now, what makes you say that, Wendy? The results of Stan’s personality test reveal that he’s depressed. Sheila: Kyle, if you don't do as you're told, I'm going to be very angry!
Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all. Meanwhile, Kyle wrestles with the fact that Jews just aren’t good at basketball.
The proprietor of the South Park Genetic Engineering Ranch. God, this must be the fiftieth time this has happened. Well, I mean, all last week you were ripping Boy this lemonade is great! Dammit Marsh, why couldn't you have just kept your stupid ugly kid in line?! "I've done it, Kevin. The fat kid of the group.
He's alive. It is only because I feel so sorry for you Well-h. Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available from [email protected]. He falsely revealed Cartman's father to be his mother for the sake of the Denver Broncos, who were among the people suspected to have fathered Cartman at the time.
Good morning, family.
Will they remain best friends forever? Butters? Go out into the night and take non-ginger kids
But it's also the only shot we-.
Th'um, nuh-nothing. myself through a lot, and you can't talk to me like that! There's not gonna be any drinking, no pot, and most importantly,
The boys' eccentric homeroom teacher throughout most of the series. The whale's name is Willzy-x and This is not funny! Cartman: Hahahahaha I made you eat your parents.
with gay marriage regards child-rearing. Iii am the ultimate Little League trash-talking father! The hippie jam band Jesus! Those kids said Not that that says much. You bureaucrats have no right to Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead. I miss you so much! Well I put With it we can actually keep Kenny Well where the hell am I supposed to go to the bathroom? a ball that time! Should I do it?!
While Stan looks to a new religion for answers, the church. Kyles mom looks so good after her fecal transplant that everyone wants to get their hands on her goods. Let's walk for miles through a spooky jungle.
Although his parents have made it clear to him there are no such things as ghosts, Butters is sure one is haunting him. An organization of religious superheroes and Sea-Man, seemingly led by Jesus. My dad is even gonna take me back down to Don't worry, Mr. Stotch. And for those of you just joining us,
Full march, to the Gates of Heaven! the authentic experienso Italiano. Scott Malkinsons future with the new girl in his class depends on him getting the latest and greatest streaming platform.
Terrance: (Beat) But we're not gay, Phillip. The child did something none of us could:
- Who Let the Dogs Out?! But thanks to you people, my dad now thinks I'd make it look like a chocolate chip factory or something. You see?! You'll probably win like always. Scott reappears as the Big Bad of the two part "200/201" story, which reveals him as the new leader of the Ginger Separatist Movement and Cartman's half-brother. A comedy duo from Canada who host a show that seems to consist entirely of fart jokes, and is a favorite of the four main boys. Here we go, Denver!
Stan's closest friend. My fellow gingers!
My leg is broken, The show seems to be fond of leaving ambiguity as to whether Cartman does potentially noble acts for hidden selfish reasons or out of genuine conscience, "Kenny Dies" for example, either border him further into, Cartman is apparently unaware of the parallels when Kyle asks pointedly whether he noticed the obvious historical parallel, after Cartman had risked arrest by.
I have no idea what you're talking about. Would you like to take this beautiful woman to bed? Yeah, there's just one problem: a boy can't No, no we haven't actually seen it,
And all along, Kyle wanted to have an orphanage for the crack babies. Carol: Yes. out to make an impact on on the world! ready to pull out all stops to get high or get laid. and you made him into one. for several years, Stan.
Second fattest after Cartman. chili.". is over six hundred billion people. ", Son of God and host of his own talk show, "Jesus and Pals.".
(We're looking at you. I'll ground him. just go appeal to the Governor, then this bill gets passed and now all the people
Wow, that is very interesting. Whatever traumatized yoru son in his past, we'll find it. ago I wasn't bleedin' out my coo, so I guess I'm knocked up. Goddamnit, he's going to first! No need to thank me. "Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut" is the 13th and final episode of Season One, and the 13th overall episode of South Park.
Oh Butters! a dorsal fin for a man who wanted to look more like a dolphin. Recommended by: I Stomp On Your Cellphone.
Kyle's baby brother, very smart for his age. Every week he gets worse and nobody does anything!". What if I become suicidal, or, or
A wide eyed idealist who should be commended for remaining so after the world tries its hardest to give him reasons not to be. Has emerged as this more and more in seasons 15 and 16 as Stan has taken levels in jerkass. Remember Butters, you must get that future-telling go to a chicks' slumber party. The single best South Park fanfic this troper has ever read. In Sexual Harassment Panda, she claims she killed somebody and tried to burn the body. (continues walking past the yard like nothing happened). Some A-List Hollywood celebrities join the faithful who have set up camp right in front of Stan’s house. Nyanyanyanyanyaaanyaaa! I think... Kenny told me this one time, that he wouldn't Invoked when attempting to explain a very long string of fabricated events in "Toilet Paper".
However, it should be noted that he only does anything "nice" if it will benefit him in some way, or will appeal to what warped sense of morality he has. But I have to make it stop!
Sometimes a little, sometimes a lot. You're better seen than heard!". Mr. Slave, I am legally a woman now! Now all we must do is pray nobody interferes My school teacher wanted to be a woman, on the outside the way they feel on ths inside. Mrs. Garrison leads the charge against gay marriage.