Ironically, Trey Parker and Matt Stone have stated that this is their favorite episode! Use the HTML below. Brad Pitt and Keira Knightley both scored early roles in scary movies. Because that's his name, you stupid bitch! According to that newsie, he's some kind of Turkish dictator. Everything's proceeding according to plan. Oh, Phillip, now you farted during the closing argument. What do you say? "Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus" contains examples of: You promised me they'd be gone for good! Well, Scott said to meet him here, but he's not showing up. Well, while we're waiting, why don't we search for treasure? Could you hold on a minute? I'll get you if it's the last thin--. Tehran is dangerous. Get the phone book! The subway certainly is wonderful, Terrance. See who else started out in horror films. Yes, Terrance and Phillip. You'll rue this day. There actually is in fact a brief part where Terrance and Phillip watch Dr. Mephisto tell Cartman who his father is (on TV), but it's drowned out by talking. And only you can get rid of him, even though I hate you, and I wish you had cancer. It really is funny how everyone is scared of how he looks even though he looks the exact same as everyone else. I absolutely abhor you both! We stand on guard for thee, True patriot love in all thy sons command. That's right. There actually is in fact a brief part where Terrance and Phillip watch Dr. Mephisto tell Cartman who his father is (on TV), but it's drowned out by talking. The two of you are the most annoying dicks in Canada. My client, Terrance, is an innocent man. Kyle chooses Stan, Kenny and Butters to celebrate his birthday at Casa Bonita. What time is this episode at Celine Dion's house the first time? I just need a favor. We came up with a better plan. Alone and lost, Butters determinedly makes his way through porn theatres and gay bathhouses in an effort to get his dad back home in time to eat at Bennigan's for his parents' anniversary. Directed by Trey Parker. Metacritic TV Episode Reviews, Terrance & Phillip in "Not Without My Anus", The show starts off with the build up from last season's cliffhanger revolving around … Well, I'm sorry, guy. Yes. It all began fifteen years ago. Lift your feet up. Oh, yes. " Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus/Script " " Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut/Script " The official script for " Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus " was released by South Park Studios. Take a rest. How will we ever find my fugitive daughter in this daunting place? Mixing up Iraq and Iran and saying "Iraq, Iran, what's the difference? Well, what are you two gonna do aboat it? The boys fire Butters as their new friend. Take a load off, relax. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Scientologists converge on Stan's house after he is identified as the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard. Oh, Phillip. The episode begins with an announcement that viewers have waited for weeks for the answer to the mystery "Who Is Cartman's Father" but then points out that the answer will not be revealed in this episode; instead there is a presentation of a … There's a flight leaving today. Don't worry about that. You've unleashed a monster onto Canada! Phillip and I are going to Iran to find her, but we may never return. Well, I certainly am going to miss Canada, Terrance. They think that fart jokes are a sophisticated form of comedy, but they're not! All Rights Reserved. Let's just say that I'm someone who can help you, if you help me. **1/2. True patriot love, Realizing that Saddam has tricked him, Scott puts aside his differences with Terrance and Phillip to come up with a plan to get rid of the dictator for good. Yes. And if I had my hair-. It's a bomb. In this Terrance and Phillip made-for-TV movie, Terrance receives word that his daughter Sally (whom he fathered with Celine Dion) has been kidnapped in Iran. I see from your actions that you're. Who is Eric Cartman's father? Meanwhile Saddam Hussein takes over Canada. It's your father, Terrance. At least it wasn't literally nothing but fart jokes. She's in the Middle East, studying anthropology. Wait wait. Celine Dion • 2020 South Park Digital Studios LLC. In a Terrance and Phillip special, the Canadian duo must save Terrance's daughter Sally and all of Canada from the evil dictator Saddam Hussein.. Scott the Dick • It sounds like you have an idea. It's been a long day, and only Kroff Dinner can calm my nerves. I want to know what this is all aboot. Yes. Realizing that Saddam has tricked him, Scott puts aside his differences with Terrance and Phillip to come up with a plan to get rid of the dictator for good. The father of Eric Cartman is indeed, someone in this room. 2 - 1 Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus 1 Apr 1998 The show starts off with the build up from last season's cliffhanger revolving around Cartman's paternal origins. Didn't I mention that, me hearty? Oh, Canada we stand on guard for thee, Terrance and Phillip • In this Terrance and Phillip made-for-TV movie, Terrance receives word that his daughter Sally (whom he fathered with Celine Dion) has been kidnapped in Iran. Just shut up and listen. Jean-Marc Rocher , This episode was only shown a few times on American TV, mostly because people were furious that it didn't resolve who Cartman's father was from the Season 1 finale. She's been taken hostage, and is now being held prisoner. Cartman plans to learn all of Butters' innermost secrets and then use them against him, by pretending to be Butters' new best friend, a robot named AWESOM-O. They quickly find her in Iraq (not Iran) and head back home, only to learn that they've been lead on a wild goose chase orchestrated by their arch-enemy Scott, which has in turn allowed Saddam Hussein and his troops to flood into Canada. How could they?! Isn't that the smelly gentleman we've seen in pictures all over town? Meanwhile Saddam Hussein takes over Canada. Let's search for treasure. Terrance and Phillip must go to Iran to rescue Terrance's kidnapped daughter. Was this review helpful to you? Mistaking Cartman for a starving African child, government authorities send him to Ethiopia where he runs into Sally Struthers. I'm Saddam Hussein. I'm sorry, Scott. Watch Episode. Hey! No! Terrance and Phillip laugh anytime a fart happens. But my friends call me "Ugly Bob", because I have the features of a deformed burn victim. The father is--, And in other news it appears that Saddam Hussein has finally signed an agreement to let the U.S. inspect his military operations. Oh. You want Terrance and Phillip out of Canada, I want you to bring me and my friends. I'm a television critic for a magazine. Well, we just can't sit here and eat Kroff Dinner and let Canada be overrun by the Turks! Oh, raspberries, looks like I'm losing a friend. We're giving you just three years to clear your forces out of Canada, and after that, we're gonna bomb all of Iran. It's too bad we didn't find any treasure on the subway, Phillip. After another failed attempt to have Terrance and Phillip killed, Scott the Dick teams up with Saddam Hussein to kill Terrance and Phillip. Interestingly enough, this episode actually does have relevance in the series. If you want to save Canada, you'll meet me at Karl's Kroff Dinner Restaurant in half an hour. The plan is working perfectly. 00:00. currently unavailable. Find out on an all new, Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus. You're not supposed to be here, you're supposed to be in Iran looking for your kidnapped--. You know I never turn down Kroff Dinner, Phillip. I mean, no! If they can't see how horribly disfigured you are, they'll want to sleep with you. My God, you're looking hideously ugly today, Ugly Bob. Sure! Check out some of the IMDb editors' favorites movies and shows to round out your Watchlist. You listen to me! Oh, Phillip, you saved me from the gas chamber. Scott to Red Dragon, come in, Red Dragon. What's going on, Phillip? I hate you both! Choose a free episode to watch or watch a free random episode. 04/01/1998. Terrance and Phillip do some farting in court. What time is this episode at Scott's house? (01 Apr 1998). Sure you can, Ugly Bob. Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available from [email protected]. Worried? Good people of the jury. We have found Terrance, in the above entitled action of murder against Dr. Jeffrey O'Dwyer--. We need two tickets for Tehran, please. Well, if it was longer than that, people would have gone even more crazy. Please, bring our daughter home safe, Terrance. You've got a man over, don't you, Celine Dion? I must take my bastard daughter back to Celine Dion and see what she has to say. Eey, relax guy. Realizing that Saddam has tricked him, Scott puts aside his differences with Terrance and Phillip to come up with a plan to get rid of the dictator for good. He-yy there. Me? My sentiments exactly, Your Honor. My client, Terrance, is no more a murderer than you or me. You will bow down to me as your ruler! I was going to make us a family again, but now you've slept with Ugly Bob! When Cartman finds out he's not invited, he arranges for Butters to conveniently go "missing.". You son of a bitch! Oh, hello, Scott. Yes! So in summation, find Terrance innocent. Yes. I've hated you ever since I could remember! Mr. Hat refuses Kyle's request to leave school and save Ike. Say, she looks a lot more like Celine Dion than you, Terrance. You may have noticed some changes to your country. Description. And when the dust is settled, Canada will be rid of both: the Iraqis and your immature fart humor. Now you promised that when Terrance and Phillip arrive they'll be ripped into pieces and shot several times. They quickly find her in Iraq (not Iran) and head back home, only to learn that they've been lead on a wild goose chase orchestrated by their arch-enemy Scott, which has in turn allowed Saddam Hussein and his troops to flood into Canada. I've got an idea. Of course not. Would a murderer go to the zoo and feed animals like this? What time is this episode at Scott's house? This is not the end, Terrance and Phillip. Aargh! Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. Why Sally? With glowing hearts we see thee rise, I don't know, Terrance. We saw him on the telly. I suppose we'll be okay as long as you keep that bag on your head.