We don't have enough gas to fly anyplace. The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys. It's like they sent us to no man's land. Every time bad things happen, you guys end up putting yourselves deeper into the middle of it, because "that's just the way it is.". When Kyle becomes infected with Cartman's ailment, the two won't stop for anything as they search for a cure that will reverse their otherwise certain mortality. While the world struggles to contain an epidemic of epic proportions, the boys find a way to make money off of it. Randy, the storeroom, we've gotta get to the storeroom! That's a shock. Look, wherever we are, I think we'd better keep moving. It's like... an unkonwn valley that time forgot, where everything grows huge. We've taken shelter at the Outback Steakhouse. Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers' concert where they each get purity rings. I've even seen some guinea spiders out there. I got a... really good shot of it, Sharon. While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door. Yes sir. Can't stop them! Michael Chertoff (Guinea Pirate) All right, all right. While the country celebrates the outcome of the election, the new President-elect catches everyone off guard when he arrives at the White House prematurely. What of your prophecy now?! They get swindled out of their birthday money. Comedy Central. Daddy's gonna turn on night vision. 'Cause just, that, that's just the way it is.

Randy, will you put down that camera? I decided to follow you guys, and now I'm in the land of the giant lost world. Pandemic 2 – The Startling. I just startled myself. We found the Stotch family hiding up here also. All Rights Reserved. How are we supposed to know that pan flute bands would be outlawed?

The guinea pirate lived, but was taken to prison to live out the rest of his days. We must keep them contained. We didn't lie, Craig, it was a sweet idea! Actually, the whole rounding up of the pan flute bands didn't make sense to any of us either. Just look at the size of that fruit. Cpt. South Park and all related titles, logos and characters are trademarks of Comedy Partners. South Park is launching a one-hour pandemic special tonight where the Colorado mountain town is seen dealing with the effects of coronavirus. We need to figure out what to do. In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, "Heavy Metal", the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set. They get in fights with their parents. Last week I stopped a guinea pirate from taking over the earth. We diverted all the resources away from the pan flute bands to deal with the guinea pigs. Cartman and Jimmy come up with the funniest joke of all time. Yes, I need to be taken to Machu Picchu! Taylor It's been three days now since the guinea pigs and the guinea bees attacked. It just keeps getting better and better. Nobody likes hanging out with people who complain all the time. Take a look at this! Full Ep.

Go through that way. The Peruvian flute bands were keeping the guinea creatures away. You don't understand, the plan was to have a refueling truck meet us here. We, we run up here to get off the streets. The girls in the fourth grade class have made a secret list that rates every boy's looks from cutest to ugliest. The highway is unreachable; there's guinea rats all over it. Mr. Garrison That's why you guys get into these situations. An Anchorman I don't get it. The boys must embrace the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary or risk their status as the coolest kids in school. Agh.

You just don't ever stop, do you?!

South Park is heading to MTV and MTV2 after ViacomCBS revealed that it would simulcast the animated comedy’s hour-long pandemic special.. Nothing, sorry. Just the way I like it. Here's Sharon and Shelley on the roof of Best Buy. When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity. Giant guinea pigs are attacking cities all over the world.

Go look! And how are the efforts to contain all this going? With the rest of the American people haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese. Reports of attacks are coming in from major cities all over the world. And we are now getting word of giant bees. Officer Barbrady Sharon, you're gonna be really glad we have all this footage of the family someday. Craig Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy. Look, there are guinea pigs, but there's also guinea bees, guinea rats. Cartman finds himself fighting for his life after a routine tonsillectomy goes wrong. Butters is sure he's seen a Vampire at school but he can't get anyone to listen to him. RANDY?! I've got the video camera. But S-sir, what could possibly be at Machu Picchu to help the-.

You just wind up being sent by the government to take down the city of Lima only to wind up in the land of the giant lost world. Soldiers 10/29/2008. ", Whoa, I don't think anyone's been in here for centuries. None of what that Homeland Security guy does make sense, so could you just fly us home, please?! When Randy hears there may still be some internet out in California, he packs up his family and heads west.

I'll just walk away. Got it turned on again. Gabriel and Cpt. Episode 1211 - Pandemic 2: The Startling Cast: Stan Kyle Cartman Craig Kenny Butters Randy, Sharon, and Shelley Marsh Chris and Linda Stotch Mr. Garrison Officer Barbrady Michael Chertoff (Guinea Pirate) Top Officials and other DHS Officials Cpt. New Director Looks like the... pan flute music is driving away giant... guinea pigs?

There's Chris and Linda, and their son Butters. It's okay, Shelley. Hey we're down in... Main Street now and... We've got to get out of town. Taylor Soldiers New Director An Anchorman Reporter Townsfolk Giant guinea pigs are attacking cities all over the world. ...Sir, we believe we have bigger problems right now than pan flute bands. South Park © 2020 Comedy Partners. Have you lost your hearing?! I've decided that I'm done.

Hold on, hold on, I need to get a shot of it from outside. Whatever is happening to the world is happening be.

Top Officials and other DHS Officials They're a Peruvian band that escaped. My name is Craig Tucker. Hey, it's that asshole who sent us to the jungle with nobody to pick us up!

Kenny The boys have the key that will save everyone from the onslaught but they're stranded in the Andes Mountains. Guinea rabbits are still everywhere, along with a few guinea panthers. Obviously, some very weird stuff is … I HAVE HAD IT!! Gabriel and Cpt. This entire area of Peru isn't even charted on the map. Reporter Okay, now there's sparks shooting out of my eyes. Look, I I need we need to find a way out under the city. Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school. They said the military would meet us here.

Because when you come across a spooky, ancient ruin, you say "Let's see what's in there. Chris and Linda Stotch There is now word of huge beehives forming in cities across the U.S. and Canada.

My name is Craig Tucker. Need to get... out... ergh. See? I just ate... a peanut... Agh peanut now stuck... in throat... Urgh shouldn't eat peanut... when scared. All Rights Reserved. Townsfolk. Nothing can stop me! I am choosing not to be a part of this anymore. Meanwhile, the Goth Kids are angry and frustrated when the other kids can't tell the difference between a Goth and a Vampire. Ah I'm sorry, I just thought of a funny joke. Sir, I promise you, I'm not going to ruin your plans. YOU ARE PUTTING DOWN THAT GOD-DAMNED CAMERA!! All the Peruvian flute bands were released. No sir. You know what, we're getting pretty sick of your attitude, Craig. The citizens of South Park wake up and find the internet is gone. I don't care. Cartman Season 12 E 11 • 10/29/2008. Stan

What about the pan flute bands? Let's walk for miles through a spooky jungle. Yeah, maybe we should start heading that way. Chuuud! Damn you Craiiig! I need to get to Machu Picchu. This whole valley is strange. The giant bees have been seen in the U.S. and Europe. "The Coon" rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park.

Yup, nice and boring. There's Sharon and Shelley.

It attacked the guards, got out of its holding cell. You know when stuff happens to most kids? When the boys steal the list, they are completely unprepared to deal with the results. The boys have the key that will save everyone from the onslaught but they're stranded in the Andes Mountains. We checked on Wikipedia and found out that guinea pigs are from the Andes Mountains, here.

They're attacking... every city... ha- people dying... Ha-... guinea pigs... all over! It's all an ancient Incan prophecy. Butters More guinea pigs seem to be moing in from all directions. Hey, we aren't the ones on an ancient temple prophecy wall, buttwipe! It's like, humans have never been to this part of Peru. Have they been loaded onto the boats or not?! The … I don't know, Lemsky. Pandemic 2 – The Startling. Kyle The former director of Homeland Security, that turned out to be a guinea pig? Giant guinea pigs are attacking cities all over the world. While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom. I don't see why you have to yell at people. No no, listen to me. "Let's see what's in there." ...so furry! Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well. Last week was my birthday. Look at that thing! Randy, Sharon, and Shelley Marsh This is fun. All right, get the jets ready. Um I think we're just heading deeper into the mountains. 2020 South Park Digital Studios LLC. Are they on their way to Guantanamo Bay?

Europe and China are reporting deaths by guinea pigs in the tens of thousands. Say "hey" guys. Luck at that: no lights on, nothing. The boys have the key that will save everyone from the onslaught but they're stranded in the Andes Mountains.

They fall off their bikes. Randy, what are we gonna do? So we've gotta find another way out of here. Randy has a plan that will assure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby. Yeah. They look like... beehive combs. Hey, Connor, the place that Homeland Security told us to start the operation, there, there's nobody here to meet us.