Make no mistake, gentlemen! The first Presidential debate, with moderator Lester Holt. [Stan's door is open, so Randy walks in] You can't just stay in your room all day. The fuck?! Shit! Cartman pays a visit to Scott Tenorman, in order to try and get his money back. [throws his hands up and then faces Clinton] I am giving you this, lady. He quickly rushes home again and sites next to Sheila on the couch. The children turn on each other trying to figure out who had head lice. My opponent is a liar and he cannot be trusted. Discover and Share the best GIFs on Tenor. Listen to me! I'm starting to feel like life isn't gonna be so bad. Oh God oh no-oohh! At the chili carnival, Cartman reveals his master plan and exacts his horrifying. Jimbo and Ned give advice.

I was sure it was you. They fight.

I've gotta come clean.

[before him are Kyle, Stan, Butters, and Token] The four of you were good friends with Eric Cartman, and yet none of you seem to know why he left social media.

[more cheers go up] No! That's why people like him. If I go to iCloud, my e-mails are deleted. The bought them from Scott Tenorman. I'll probably end up gettin' drunk and tryin' to suck his dick. Season 11 E 3 • 03/21/2007. [Ike pauses his game and goes to his bed] You know, the school really wants us to keep talking to our kids about trolling on the Internet and how serious it is. We'd like to share some comments we've received, many from doctors who believe your Web site is saving lives. [picks some berries up with a spoon, but stops] Wait a minute... [a camera pans away from the Stotch house into space, then moves east to Europe, then zooms in on Denmark.]. But uh, now this troll is being copied by other trolls who are all dog piling to see if they can get her to quit and, well God only knows what they're gonna do tonight. An angry Phillip refuses to perform in South Park until Kyle says the right thing.

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I guess I didn't deserve a second chance. I've tried to just ignore the trolls, but that only seems to make them attack me more. A lot of people like what he has to say, alright? Oh shit! I just saw a new poll that says more and more of you are thinking about voting for that douche! [Gerald smiles and looks around to see if anyone has figured out it was him who's the troll] Last night the trolling took a vicious turn when Freja Øllengård finally succumbed to the pressure and committed suicide.

Cartman holds a meeting to rally support for his cause -- bringing the Scott Tenormans of the world to justice. I have no idea how to be President. Okay? The Stotches come clean about their horrible secrets and lies. I can tell you that the support for you on our Web site has been overwhelming.

I am so fucked. I'll follow you. Have you heard about this? I don't wanna be here. Okay, what?! It's just... [walks in] I see what you mean.

Shit, I'm startin' to really like this guy. [cheers] If you vote me in as President I'll seriously throw up and have lost all faith in humanity. Hey. The Kid Who Had His Weiner Bitten Off By A Pony. [earnestly] Women are funny, Heidi.

I am peeing my pants... at the thought of being President, okay? Good. Have you seen this?

I'm not the guy you want going to Russia to negotiate with Putin. [makes way for Mr. Garrison], I seriously hold so much contempt for each and every one of you pieces of shit.

Protocol Zero. Living in this world? I think... that Eric Cartman... was somehow forced to leave social media as a retaliation for Heidi Turner quitting social media! https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/The_Damned/Script?oldid=413179. The events surrounding his quitting Twitter were very suspicious. I am a complete jackass, and I have made a giant mistake here. [as she says this, he throws his hands up and turns his back to the camera]. Why would an e-mail to me have come in if I deleted everything? The boys tell a group of Earth Day organizers that they cannot help them out because they are going to a live Terrance and Philip show.

Hello Florida! [as she says this, he throws his hands up and turns his back to the camera] Garrison: Fuck, oh fuck, why the fuck does it have to be her?

W-we all just have to stay cool, okay? [she wonders why he's asking] I just don't understand what's at the bottom of a vagina. He's comin'. Completely confused and with shit for choices? I thought if a computer isn't working, you try and get it fixed. Murdering Murderers Confess - Video Clip | … Alright boys, I've had just about enough of playing games. [Clinton's aides smile at this admission] I'm a sick, angry little man. [gets an e-mail: "You have a Google alert!" [Quickly, Gerald runs to the restroom and into a stall. We have a gender war on our hands! I was wrong, Stephen, I'm votin' for your guy. [he looks up. [in a Danish accent] Citizens of Denmark, we are under attack. I loooved Goonies. Come on, let's relax and' have some member berry pie. Without tweeting a goodbye? IRS agent Kris Kristofferson shows up at Scott Tenorman's door looking for exactly ten dollars in back-taxes. Oh God! What the hell is wrong with people?!

She's the one who at least has some experience. E-mails! With no phone, no human contact.

He rushes home and runs up to his office. [Clinton's aides watch from a back room] I will fuck this country up beyond repair. I don't have any friends. They seem so lonely. And unlike me, she's actually capable of running this country. A patron watches him enter and continues doing so until the scene ends]. He turns on his computer and begins to delete stuff in the Gerald folder he has on there. 00:52. Don't you get it, Randy? After that he opens up the computer and pulls out the hard drive. An elderly woman draw near as he smashes the phone to bits on the roof of his car.

Don't let him rattle you. [the crowd quiets down] You don't want a guy like me in the White House! He's gonna do whatever he can to try and mess with your head. Yeah'. Well, goodnight, pal. You have been the victim of horrific degrading attacks, spearheaded by a troll called [puts on her glasses] skankhunt42. He then returned to his secret hiding place, crawled back to his little cave, thinking the Danes would simply cry and run. Comedy Central. He takes the computer apart, puts it all in a duffel bag and drives to Stark's Pond, where he sets up a portable foot-operated catapult and launches the duffel bag into the pond. Oh God! And that is from Dr. Juerdior Titsgo [Freja is alarmed at the name], in Spain. Poetry Slam. I'm just tired of thinkin' about it.

Then I can see if we can pull your recipes up from Ike's computer, and that way we- Ike's computer!

Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. [Gerald's smile vanishes. Cartman tries to humiliate Scott by screening an interview of Scott's favorite band, Radiohead. [thinks of the Biblical sense] Not like that, smartass! The first is a comment from a physician in Spain: "You go girl. Yeah. A selfie of her sitting at a counter.

What's going on, Stephen? He turns away from the mic] OHHHH JEEEZ, Ike, got a minute? Everyone wants member berries these days. Do not... believe it. [the crowd cheers his honesty, which stuns him] Nononono, nononono, why are you clapping?
Just try and stay focused no matter what your opponent says. 'Member? Heidi, can I ask you something?

Radiohead receives Cartman's heartfelt plea for them to play in South Park.

You know what we did to Cartman! [exults at his coup] He shoots, he scores! [Randy joins him] Don't know what makes them so popular. People don't just quit social media. Except there's a new e-mail.

I'll get us a new computer tomorrow. I am not a good person, period. I 'member? Shut up! I am so fucked. Uh, I had no idea I would get this far, [Holt looks confused] but the fact of the matter is, I should not be President. [watching on his computer, holding a glass of wine] Nice. [stands up again] She doesn't mean what she's saying. Look, officers, why don't you just go ask him why he quit Twitter?

And after stating that he was not fit to be President, Secretary Clinton responded with "My opponent is a liar and he cannot be trusted. Hi, 'member Goonies? I don't know if I ever did.

Oh, 'member the 90s? Cartman stakes out Scott Tenorman's house with Uncle Jimbo and Ned, who quickly become distracted by the scenery. I just... spew bullshit and cry myself to sleep at night. A selfie of her at a beach making a victory sign with her right index and middle fingers. [Stan's room. Why does everything suck this hard? Tired of Washington failing us while they pat their own backs. From Season 05 Episode 14, Butters' Very Own Episode.

South Park S11 E1. I saw Nancy Morris today.

South Park and all related titles, logos and characters are trademarks of Comedy Partners. [Randy walks up to the bed] Everything's upside down.

[Gerald walks into the bar and watches the report], The athlete from Denmark has been the target of relentless online attacks that began with the troll skankhunt42. [relieved] Hoooh. He's got my vote. [Butters fidgets a bit] Nobody's got anything to say?

Please, if you care at all about the future of our country, vote for her. Everything sucks. South Park © 2020 Comedy Partners. 9 am tomorrow." Oh, the trash compactor. Most people that quit Twitter leave at least three paragraphs stating that they're quitting Twitter before they quit Twitter. He's not part of the conversation. [Freja knows she's been trolled again and puts her face in her palm]. Cartman is overjoyed because he's the first one of the boys to get pubic hair. Every time Amy Schumer talks about her vagina, I lose my fuckin' mind.

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You don't even wanna know the shit I've done! The cops were here!

[panics] Oh God... You dip your French fries in the sweet & sour sauce? Clyde is nervous that he will get exposed. You weren't the only one. Yeah yeah, but 'member the 80s though? To sh-show that I was trying to listen. I used to go places just to show them where I was. I tried getting on community message boards and swaying people's minds but... it always ends up with some asshole talking about vaginas and photoshopping a dick in my mouth. [thoughtfully] Everything sucks. The perfect Lies Liar SouthPark Animated GIF for your conversation. [a mourner sobs] No. Yes, you do. South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. It says the same thing the note did] "I know who you are." Her natural hair color must be clear.
What happened, Dad?

[It's from unknown] That shouldn't have come in. I really tried to make changes. Tired of hearing all the rhetoric. We are back again with the brave Olympic gold medalist from Denmark, Freja Øllengård. [Freja's casket is slowly brought to the altar outside the cathedral] A troll has come into our village and taken from us a beloved princess. There are berries as far as the eye can see.]. [Heidi just looks downward] Heidi, does it ever get any easier?