Canadian Woman 2 Canada doesn't get enough money! A Nun Numa Numa Are you gonna give Canada more money or what?! Mr. Mackey And our Bennigan's coupons and bubble gum is worth roughly... three thousand and eight dollars! In the episode, the nation of Canada, feeling disrespected by the rest of the world, goes on a general strike, demanding money, spurring the boys to raise money by creating a viral video. Afro Ninja Uh start the tape please? "Canada on Strike" is the fourth episode in the twelfth season of the American animated television series South Park. His hat is like Kyle's]. S11 • E8. Mr. Mackey. Man 2 We like hockey and nobody really pays any attention to us. No more neglect! We want to talk to you about the strike. Script. All the biggest Internet stars are here. You had no idea what you were doing and now you're trying to make it look like you won so that we won't set you adrift! Go home?! Oh, here he goes with the ego again. Don't worry, the strike is big news. No matter where you are, It will be a few years before digital distribution of media on the Internet can be monetized to the extent that necessitates content producers to forego their fair value in more traditional media. [a man watches the video] I'll give you power Mr. Mackey comes out and stands in front of a big TV and between two bulky tower speakers. Remember the time I sang "La Cucaracha" for Paul McCartney? Ma'am, perhaps you don't recognize the Internet sensation Little Gay Kid from YouToob. There, you happy?! Husband and Wife Stream free episodes and clips, play games, create an avatar and go behind-the-scenes of … [a girl watches the video] Don't you worry God-damnit, when are they going to air new Terrance and Phillip shows?! Other countries have lots of money; we want, we want some of that money! You're the "What What (In My Asshole)" kid. Peter Griffin, Internet Stars South Park. I'm not your guy, friend! Nooooo! The blood will be on your hands. Terrance and Phillip are Canadian! Don't you get it?! It's not a big deal. Craig One, two, three, four,Canada deserves more (money)! Shh! The students have been called to show up there. The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys. Chris Crocker Season 12 E 4 • 04/02/2008. Yeah, sure. M'kay, so we've been asked to show you a video from the World Canadian Bureau. How are we supposed to make money on the Internet? I'm not gonna look like an idiot! Canada is a real country that is featured, and parodied, often throughout the series. Hu- how about- the Internet? So give us some of that money! [Mounties march in a circle] And we will not bow a bunch! And in other world news, the leader of Japan today is calling for an increase in military spending. One, two, three, four, Canada deserves more (money)! Leave her alone, I'm serious! March out of the halls! We won for future Canadians, guy. We'll win! We'll just have to stay resilient! My fellow Canadians, for two long we have been pushed around, and ridicules! Hey, we worked really hard to get this theoretical money! As you may or may not know, today is Canada Appreciation Day. You've got me bent over a barrel with my tender ass just waiting to be pulverized by your thrusting manhood! Don't give me that fat-cat fancy lip-wiggling! Café 180 Patron Just be gentle We can just watch American comedy. Canada on Strike. In a shocking turn of events, it now appears that thousands of people from Denmark are flooding into the United States with hopes of taking the place of the striking Canadians. If I fucked up and led everyone astray, the last thing I'm going to do and admit it! You've got me over a barrel! Ike Yesterday was supposed to be a day of appreciation and understanding! Canada says "No more!" We raise our middle fingers for you all to sit upon! This was a victory for Canada's respect. I made over a hundred million theoretical dollars. Terrance & Phillip Kyle Celebrate, everyone! So when you think about it, we're the Canadians of Europe. That's what we're striking for! Reporter Tom the Anchorman Yes! Well, where we come from it's pretty cold too, ja. Man 3 Stephen Abootman and his aides The Internet makes lots of money! There aren't gonna be new shows! That's what we're striking for! Yeah, but you know, I learned something today. You know! Dude, screw you. [Flower Butters] I'm delicate like a flower, Give it to me, if you please ... South Park. We totally think you should have more money. My little brother is gonna die! Guys, I'm really worried about my brother. What about all that Internet money?! Right. No, we were just wondering if, when you're all dead, we can use Newfoundland for a new global theme park. Wow, I've seen all you guys on the Internet! For those of you who don't remember or don't care, Canada has been striking for more money. Students, quiet please, m'kay? How come they never mention anything about us?! [a hockey team] And with our fingers up your ass, [workers at The Canadian Maple Syrup Company] you won't be very psyched We'd have to put something up on the Internet that everyone would find fascinating. What am I supposed to do with that?! On Strike! Did you all forget about Afro Ninja? Can you act like you're giving him a lot? Every Canadian join me! I told you, I told you, listen, listensh, listen listen listen. On Strike! Oh, negotiating hardball, are we?! [A conductor leads a group of singers] We even took three hours to rehearse this striking song! Stan A young confused-looking boy dancing and singing a song called "What What (In My Asshole)". When I became bigger than all you bitches. All you bureacrats and corporate cats. Yeah, will you just end this thing now?! You'd better shut your fuckin' mouth, Laughin' Baby! Oh please, Laughing Baby had more times as many views as you! You should care! [Pizza Nut] Canada on strike! [from behind a big chocolate heart] It's okay Just more money! [Butters floating in space] Ih-if you have a little fight [a trumpeter leans in and toots. It's the global world summit leaders. And I think it's time for Canada to show the world just bad things would be without it! Yeah, we did it! [they whip out their strike signs] Canada on strike! UN Delegates from Britain, Switzerland, France, and Japan Season 12 E 4 • 04/02/2008 ... As an increasing number of homeless people are begging for change all over South Park, the boys work to solve the homeless problem once and for all. Come on, friends, let's dance. The 171st episode of the series overall, it first aired on Comedy Central in the United States on April 2, 2008. Well, we could give Canada some small consolation pirize. 21:59. What did I tell you?! We want respect! What is it that makes Canada so important? Le Petit Tourette. Do you really think you Danish can replace the Canadians? Full Ep. Chocolate Rain has done gangbusters. Take a number and wait with everyone else. Look, guy, we are to stay strong! I told you we'd get to them sooner or later! Well they... act like they're giving Canada a lot so everyone thinks I did a good job? From Vancouver to St. John's [both locations are shown], Look, buddih, me and Phillip need to go home for a bit. Theoretically, I'm a millionaire. Leave the panda alone! Warning This Article contains information marked as Mature.In other words, it will have an adult theme and contain scenes and storylines which are unsuitable for readers under 18 years of age. Well Sneezing Panda is theoretically worth billions! That's right! Your Internet thing was so last year. They said we have to give them money that we make on the Internet. Well, we uh, we didn't get everything that we wanted, but... we nogotiated hard and... we got these... My friends. [workers in the building drop syrup barrels from the upper floors] It's Canada! Woohoo! It's like the world doesn't respect Canada at all, eh? Canadian Woman 1 Our resolve is strong! I think that-. Canada on strike! We want respect! Wull, yeah, but everyone is dying of starvation. Ah, Mr. Abootman. Well we don't really have that much money. "Honk if you support Canada" He- hey honey, watch this. Border Guard, Canada on strike! Huh? Join together! Together we can send a message! Ahhh, ven you say "Canada is on strike," what exactly do you mean? I'm sure it will be one of the top stories. [Butters bites into the heart] I won't bite (Not that hard) But this is taking too long, and Phillip is diabetic. A Mister A- Abootman, you seem to- not understand how ...global economics works. When are they gonna get to the strike?! Theorretical dollars? All you bureacrats and corporate cats; Border Guard: Can all just take a hike! [On TV at Café 180] If you are Canadian then you've got to do your part! That's right; we're a very progressive couple. Female Reporter Get ready for some chocolate pain, bitch! Look, ah, Stephen, Terranace and I were talking andeh, well it's, it's starting to look like maybe we're not gonna win this thing, you know? In other news tonight, it the Internet video that has already seen over ten million views. Ah, hi. It and its citizens have appeared often in many episodes. Danish Man Who are you exactly to authorize this strike? My Internet thing was bigger than anybody's. Danish Woman Don't look at that. May 2008 Featured Article Winner. That's right: spirit! Canada on strike! Man 1 It's time for Canada ...to strike! And finally tonight, a new development in the Canada strike. God, they've replayed this one like eighty times now! Well, how do other people make money on the Internet? What abaout us?! Huh, mere peanuts. Canada On Strike. We have to get Canada to end this strike! … Say Phillip, I just bought this new hybrid car. [Spaceman Butters] If you want it All right! Then you'd better hurry. Weird Hat Guy This episode is currently unavailable on South Park Studios. Clerk Man 4 We don't have much longer. Watch Cartman, Kenny, Stan and Kyle in all their foul-mouthed adventures. So the little guy doesn't get pushed around anymore. If you don't stand with your fellow Canadians, then you are a rat! But, while the Internet is new and exciting for creative people, it hasn't matured as a distribution mechanism to the extent that one should trade real and immediate opportunities for income for the promise of future online revenue. Canada says "No more!" Nothing takes priority over Chocolate Rain. [rolls down his window shade] Canadians: [large crowd] It's Canaada! Cartman discovers the joys of having Tourette's syndrome. Don't call me your guy! We made a really successful thing on the Internet, and we'd like to collect our money. 04/18/2007. Damnit friends, don't you see? You think that's bad? Give it to me, if you please. You remember, of course, Numa Numa. Hey, I know you. You can't leave the picket line! Lumberjack 2 Cartman From Vancouver to St. John's [both locations are shown], The South Park Elementary school gym, day. Huh, it somehow looses its punch after multiple viewings. Instead, Canada Appreciation Day was mocked worldwide! I don't think so. Canada On Strike. We're the ones you told to get Internet money. This is the greatest victory in Canadian history. Most things in Canada are depicted as being square-shaped or rectangular, even wheels on automobiles. Chocolate Rain Guy Butters I did. Star Wars Kid You want me to say it again?! We thought we could make money on the Internet. Tron Guy, Canadians If they give you something small, will you end the strike? Who crowned you the top Internet star?! Aw damnit that's not news! No more neglect! This strike affects everybody, fatass!