Those women went through a war for us. And within fifteen seconds some sod's shootin' at us!

We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. He had a family bereavement recently. Unfortunately, the cemetery closes at six. Those women went through a war for us.] Boycie: Get that bloody boat in for God's sake! ], [although Del Boy promised Boycie a baby boy, he can only deliver a girl], [to Marlene, Anna’s baby girl turns out to be black], [Del Boy: Listen, do you reckon you could get one of your mechanics to have a look at my van? Del Boy: "You said it was open 24 hours a day." Only Fools and Horses was a British television sitcom which aired on BBC for seven seasons, nineteen Christmas specials, and six special editions, from 1981 to 2003. A hundred years after that, the Black Death arrived in England. But in those days, I couldn't read." [Raquel: You should have more respect, Mike. Come on, Marlene. STANDS4 LLC, 2020. Let’s go home and ignore each other for the evening.

He was a spiv who was quite snooty, and he forgot that he is cut from the same cloth as D… "Only Fools and Horses Quotes." [to Marlene, Anna’s baby girl turns out to be black], I know just the bloke. He could do with a good laugh. By using our website, you agree to our. So, during the week he has a straight choice between sitting in the cemetery or sitting in this pub.

The people of Peckham thought their luck had changed. Yeah, you can still see the bomb damage on some of them.

"It's the toughest chicken I've ever known. . [to Trigger], It’s amazing, innit? Good God, they’ll be giving Del Boy an award for good taste next. He was a second hand car salesman who came from the same background as Derek "Del Boy" Trotter but became a rich man with a posh house. Murdered my wife and buried her in the garden? He also appeard in the shows 2 spin offs, Rock & Chips and Green, Green Grass, in which he was the main character. 11 of the funniest quotes from Boycie in Only Fools and Horses; 6. What more can you say about the man? [Del Boy: Listen, do you reckon you could get one of your mechanics to have a look at my van? Del Boy : … Trigger: "Of course I saw it. Didn't you see it?" And then one fateful medievil day, the Trotter clan arrived in a stolen Zephyr. And within fifteen seconds some sod's shootin' at us! Trigger: "Yeah, but not at night." Del Boy on Granddad’s cooking. 7. [to Raquel], Everything was going well. Only Fools and Horses. Quotes.net. Web. I might be able to con people into buying my cars, I might be able to convince them that you conceived and gave birth in seven days flat, but how the hell am I gonna persuade them that my grandad was Louis Armstrong? Marlene: You've done nothing but moan ever since we left Washington! All rights reserved. Only Fools Boycie Quotes More people are killed every year by pigs than by sharks, which shows you how good we are at evaluating risk.

We were having a lovely holiday… And then they turn up, and within fifteen seconds, some sod’s shooting at us! Visiting the local council tip. Did you know, five hundred years ago this was a green and peaceful area? ], How dare you! [to Mike], Yeah, you can still see the bomb damage on some of them.

We truly appreciate your support. You think I’m going to dig a hole in it? 2 Oct. 2020. [Del Boy: Well Boycie, I hope you won’t take offence by what I’m about to say, but me and Rodney think you’ve murdered Marlene and buried her in the garden. [although Del Boy promised Boycie a baby boy, he can only deliver a girl].

We use cookies to improve user experience. Boycie used to play like Bamber Gascoigne.” Rodney : My mum’s left me, my wife doesn’t love me and some bastard’s nicked my bike! [The Trotter brothers and Boycie’s family are escaping the Mafia in the Florida Everglades]. Uncle Albert: "How did you walk into a mind your head sign? If Elsie Partridge really could raise the dead, half the money lenders in Peckham would be employing her. Every weekend he goes down to the park and throws bread to the ducks. Flaxon-haired maidens used to dance round the village maypole of an evening. Everything you buy off him has got something missing. ], [Del Boy: Well Boycie, I hope you won’t take offence by what I’m about to say, but me and Rodney think you’ve murdered Marlene and buried her in the garden. Boycie. Before you knew it the flaxon-haired maidens were up the spout, the old Earl had been sold some hooky armour and someone nicked the maypole. Boycie: And then they (the Trotter brothers) turn up! A couple of years ago I went down the local library and read some ancient manuscripts written by the Elders of Peckham. Boycie: Get that bloody boat in for God's sake! To him it’s a dinner party. You know how much I’ve spent on that garden? Herman Aubrey "Boycie" Boyce was a character in Only Fools And Horses. Copyright © 2013-2020 MagicalQuote. It's asked me for a fight … [Raquel: You should have more respect, Mike. Boycie: Everything was going well, we were having a lovely holiday... Marlene: (cuts in) Shut up moaning. It also has a spin-off series called The Green Green Grass, and a prequel trilogy c…. Boycie Quotes. Trigger doesn’t have many friends or opportunities for social outlet. I have never been so insulted in all my life. The old Earl of Peckham had a castle where the Kwik-Fit exhaust centre now stands. Medals for road sweepers! Boycie: Everything was going well, we were having a lovely holiday... Boycie: And then they (the Trotter brothers) turn up! "Bring the family down, have your photograph taken next to it, hahahaha," said … ], [The Trotter brothers and Boycie’s family are escaping the Mafia in the Florida Everglades]. It’s like having a seance with Mr.

Bean. ], Have you ever spent an evening in Trigger’s flat? [Raquel: You should have more respect, Mike.

Thanks for your vote! Marlene: You've done nothing but moan ever since we left Washington!

He’s a Trotter. Those women went through a war for us.].